4" x 3.5" Handmade Shelf Sitter
A gentle reminder… with humor.
This 4" x 3.5" mini bathroom sign says what everyone’s thinking:
“This is a bathroom, not a Wi-Fi hot spot.”
Small enough to tuck onto a shelf, toilet tank, or countertop — bold enough to get a laugh from guests.
A little snark. A lot of personality.
4" x 3.5"
Solid wood mini block design
Painted background with bold black lettering
Sealed for durability
Designed as a shelf sitter (no hanger)
Made from real wood, so natural knots, grain variation, and slight imperfections are part of the rustic charm. No two pieces are identical.
Perfect for:
Guest bathrooms
Half baths
Teen bathrooms
Housewarming gifts
Gag gifts with actual style
It’s playful without being overdone — and small enough to feel intentional, not cluttered.
Made by me, with care.
Thoughtful, not mass-produced.
For real homes and real people (even the slightly inappropriate ones).
4" x 3.5" Handmade Shelf Sitter
A gentle reminder… with humor.
This 4" x 3.5" mini bathroom sign says what everyone’s thinking:
“This is a bathroom, not a Wi-Fi hot spot.”
Small enough to tuck onto a shelf, toilet tank, or countertop — bold enough to get a laugh from guests.
A little snark. A lot of personality.
4" x 3.5"
Solid wood mini block design
Painted background with bold black lettering
Sealed for durability
Designed as a shelf sitter (no hanger)
Made from real wood, so natural knots, grain variation, and slight imperfections are part of the rustic charm. No two pieces are identical.
Perfect for:
Guest bathrooms
Half baths
Teen bathrooms
Housewarming gifts
Gag gifts with actual style
It’s playful without being overdone — and small enough to feel intentional, not cluttered.
Made by me, with care.
Thoughtful, not mass-produced.
For real homes and real people (even the slightly inappropriate ones).
